"i read this MasTerful(=brilliant) writer, PEteR's His n@me is... WelL, it is sometimes BRiLLiANT a nd not in any mund_ane way, but soM*ething, something GaWD-like... When I think, I ThiNK, about his words at night, I wake up having st@ind sheets. M@ybe genius @lways exPREsSeS itself THUS...__"

-Thom Yorke

"Peter's words touched me so deeply that I tried to get him to impregnate me. Unfortunately, I sent a couple emails that he thought were "crazy". After dismissing my attempts at romance, I had a relapse, married K-Fed, flashed my vagina at the paparazzi and shaved my head."

-Britney Spears

"I loved-uh-like...ed Peter's blog, it smells kind of-well, sort of-but maybe not really-like freedom. When I smell that smell I want to bomb towel hea...-i mean i want to liberate Iraqi's all over the place."

-George W. Bush