A Little Help
I am standing by my conviction that the blogosphere is the fucking hellmouth and that Satan is waiting patiently for enough of us to get roped into the madness for him to be able to send forth hordes of hideous creatures to turn all our brains into mush. Or maybe his master plan is simply to perpetuate the blogosphere, make it bigger in fact, so that he doesn’t need any ghouls to mash our brains, we will do it to ourselves. On that note, I feel like no one is going to read anything that I write. I mean, seriously, have you seen all the fucking music blogs? There are no words to describe the horror other than maybe “Jesus Fuck!” But that would be blasphemy and does not belong on a pristine site such as this.
Anyway, this is a call for people to give me ideas on how to make this blog better and more creative than all the rest. Any advice will do, whether it be a call to add links to porno (with good music and tasteful positioning obviously) or selling my soul to the devil. (Actually, scrap that last one, I am saving my soul for a billion dollars, which is obviously more important than having to suffer through internal damnation. Just look at the wonders it has done for Cheney and Bush. Do you think they cuddle at night? I like to think so.)
I am thinking that a good start would be to limit my posts to either rants or lists of albums/songs. I may also make inappropriate comments about celebrities from time to time; sometimes I like putting my Perez Hilton face on.
Thanks all.
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Clearly I am the only person that reads your blog, so that isn’t a good sign. Please dont talk about celebrities, our culture already cares way too much about celebrities culture which does not matter I really do not want you to perpetuate it. Stick to music and make sure you put your wittiness cap on every time you write. Keep pushin hard, but not too hard or you might break something.
Your one and only loyal fan,
Your brother
Fine, but there ARE music celebrities, and they are such good fodder for a blog such as this. I think that I am going to stick to lists. Podcast lists, Album Lists, Song Lists, Singles Lists and, maybe eventually, if I go to enough shows, a Shows List. Also, I think all of the lists are going to be theme based. So, for example, the podcast post is about electronic music; and the album list is about weird electronic music. They may all be weird electronic in the end, but they need not be. Hopefully this will keep things interesting. Send more feedback if you got it. Also, do you think I should have a rating system? That always makes people come back for more.